Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Teaser Tuesday #35


Teaser Tuesday is a weekly bookish meme hosted by Miz B of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the following:

• Grab your current read
• Open to a random page
• Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
• BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
• Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers! 


Here's my teaser:
Still, I am the husband, the man, and Helen is my wife. So it's my duty to flush, disinfect, squeeze my butt cheeks together as tight as I can in the hopes that no accidents occur, vacate the premises and hope it doesn't smell as bad in there as I fear it does. 
-Isn't It Bromantic? (Nice Guy #2) by Lauren Baratz-Logsted

Goodreads Summary:

Having fallen in love in The Bro-Magnet, ultimate man's man Johnny Smith and D.A. Helen Troy marry at the outset of ISN'T IT BROMANTIC? Never has a sports-loving couple been so well suited. Now everything should be wedded bliss, right? Not exactly. On a honeymoon cruise, both contract a virus but Helen recovers more quickly. Still confined to their stateroom, Johnny is fine with her going off on her own, until Helen has a little too much fun playing beach volleyball with an all-male group of German tourists. And things only grow worse as they return home to CT and try to set up life as a married couple. Can Johnny and Helen's marriage be saved? 






What's your teaser this Tuesday?
Happy reading and have a great week ahead! 


22 comments:

  1. bwahahahahahaha!!!! At least he still has the decency to fart somewhere else instead of in front of his wife.

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    1. Oh, he doesn't need to fart, Vonnie! Let's just say he's trying to hold in. ;)

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  2. Well this one made me laugh. Haven't come across such a funny tease in a while.
    Thanks for sharing it :)

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    1. I'm so happy to hear that my teaser made you laugh, Marilyn! :D

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  3. muha-lolz. Is that really as ridiculous as the teaser sounds? I think I have to get this book for my mom. x) My TT

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    1. It's far more ridiculous than the teaser, Caro! You must get the series for your mum, she'll enjoy it, I think. :)

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  4. LOL! I haven't seen this book or thins series before but this teaser is funny! I hope you're enjoying it :)

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    1. I'm thoroughly enjoying it, Tanja! :)

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  5. Ha! Great teaser. This looks like a fun book.

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    1. It is an absolute fun book, CeCe! :D

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  6. Lol...the teaser totally cracked me up! I'll have to check this series out.

    Here's My TT

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    1. You must check it out, it's an hilarious series, Maria! :)

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  7. LOL. oh dear.

    Here's my teaser tuesday featuring Jennifer L. Armentrout's Apollyon over at i*Heart*BigBooks

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  8. LOL, that paints quite a mental image -- great teaser! Here's my TT post.

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  9. Haha. That's quite an amusing little teaser.

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